Pick Up Lines

This summer I am taking two Communication courses.  Both classes have numerous activities either in class or as homework that are designed to encourage interaction with other people.  Tonight my homework was to find out the BEST and WORST pick up lines people have used or heard.  I had a meeting at church and we got some assistance from friends.  Below are our family favorites:

My favorite: 
Life without you is like a broken pencil….pointless.

Megan's favorite: 
While standing side by side, ask “If you were a pirate, which shoulder would you want your parrot on?” Point to the shoulder closest to you and say “this one…” and then reach behind her to point to the other shoulder and ask “or this one?” Slide that arm around her when finished.

Emily's favorite: 
Boy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I don’t know.
Boy: Enough to break the ice. (Boy then introduces himself and shakes her hand.)
 
Heather's favorite:
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Stephanie's favorite (my niece who is staying with us): 
 Ask to look at the clothing tag on her top.  After reading the label, say, “I knew it!  It says MADE IN HEAVEN.”

Others we liked:

Are you going to kiss me or will I have to lie to my diary?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hey, you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only “TEN I SEE.”

Is your name SWIFFER? ‘Cuz you just swept me off my feet.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Were you arrested earlier?  It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cuz I scraped my knees when I fell for you.

Something’s wrong with my phone….your number isn’t in it.

Boy: Can I borrow your library card?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I am checking you out!

There’s something wrong with your hand…It isn’t in mine.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
 
 
And a few we found a bit disgusting:

My love for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


The best part of the assignment was laughing and groaning at the cheesiness of each pick up line.  Who knew that summer school could be this much fun?